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Been living here in Toronto a year and this weekend we are throwing our first party! My wife was pushing for a themed or costumed party but I quickly reminded her that none of my friends would come in costume and if I insisted, none of them would come at all. Personally, I find adult costume parties disconcerting. There are always those freaks who show up in character and then there are the wives and girlfriends of friends dressed as slutty nurses or teachers or nuns that get me in trouble when I am caught staring just a little too long…what can I say, I’m a sucker for sluts.