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Travel day

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em001Travel day. Gotta finish packing and hopefully take a quality poop in my own bathroom for the last time for the next two weeks and a day.  These are my priorities now.  Can’t wait to sit in a long metal tube for the next 6 hours with complete strangers who all fit into tiny airplane seats better than I do. My favorite part is getting kicked in the back repeatedly while having my large chubby knees crushed by the reclining seat in front which is usually occupied by someone who refuses to stop pushing their seat back despite the indentations in my now swollen knee-caps…At this point in life, first class travel is my number one fantasy.
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